Birthday of Chuck Norris
Today we celebrate the birthday of none other than Chuck Norris! What comes to mind when we think of Chuck? Masculinity, superhuman abilities, and strength.
Through his numerous films, the unforgettable fight scene with Bruce Lee, and the world-famous Chuck Norris jokes, a real hype broke out around his person. We can say without exaggeration that today we are celebrating the birthday of a true legend.
Even though he is now over 80, he certainly doesn't celebrate his day of honor quietly in a little room. And that's exactly what you shouldn't do either: We now present you with some suggestions on how you can honor Chuck Norris today, which of his films are unforgettable and, of course, a selection of the best Chuck Norris jokes.
Our favorite films and series with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not only a fantastic martial artist and a cool guy, but also an incredibly good actor. We remember so many great films and series with him that we have all watched more than once. Even if they are a few years old, they remain cult and can still be watched today. Because Chuck Norris is simply cool!
It was really hard for us to come up with a list of Chuck's best films and series - we could hardly decide. Besides, we were afraid that he would not be satisfied with the ranking and that we would make acquaintance with his trademark: the roundhouse kick.
Nevertheless, here are our top 5 films and series with Chuck Norris:
- The Way of the Dragon (1972)
- Missing in Action (1984)
- Delta Force (1986) (The Delta Force)
- Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
- Walker, Texas Ranger (1993-2001)
We were absolutely unanimous that "The Death Claw Strikes Again" definitely belongs at number 1. The fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee simply has cult status. In a ranking of the coolest and most exciting fights of all time, we would definitely declare this battle the winner. Anyone who doesn't know the scene (do such people actually exist?) can watch the spectacle here:
The best Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris embodies masculinity, invincibility, and bite. These are precisely the themes that are taken up in the Chuck Norris jokes - even if we think it's really dangerous because nobody wants to mess with Chuck even today.
The jokes about his person and his superhuman strength never get boring and are real classics. Here are our five favorites.
- „Chuck Norris has counted to infinity - twice.“
- „Some people wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.“
- „Chuck Norris holds his own penalties kicks.“
- „Chuck Norris knows the last digit of Pi“
- Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees.“
Here's how you can celebrate today
As a true Chuck Norris fan, you can't just hang around the office on this special day. No, you have to do something special. In any case, you should read the first Chuck Norris jokes before getting up in the morning. By the way, they are called Chuck Norris Facts, which we think is much more appropriate. Because the fact that Chuck has already counted to infinity twice is a fact.
To pay tribute to Chuck, of course, martial arts should not be missing. So put on your gi straight after getting up and warm up. You've got a lot to do today. It would be pretty cool if you recreate one of Chuck's most famous movie scenes.
So grab your gi and travel to Rome without further ado. Go to the Colosseum where the epic fight between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee took place in 1972. Take a deep breath and honor this special place.
But beware: if you tarnish the legacy, we wouldn't be surprised if Chuck suddenly appears and gives you a beating. So beware!
